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My #Review for the Fun #MGReader – Down with the Dance by CT Walsh – #BlogTour

Meet Austin Davenport, whose fabulous luck landed him on this earth only eleven short months after his brother, Derek, putting them in the same grade. While Austin’s brain power is unmatched, it appears as if his brother got all the athletic gifts and the family butt-chin, meaning their parents love Derek more than Austin, or so it seems. 

Join Austin on his journey through the tumultuous waters of middle school as he navigates the swampy and undeodorized hallways and explores the depths of the cafeteria’s seafood surprise. 

Oh, and someone is plotting to take down the Halloween Dance, the one that Austin has his sights set on, so he can take Sophie Rodriguez, a girl way out of his league, but who doesn’t seem to know it.  

Can he stay one step ahead of the new principal who has it out for him? Will Austin figure out who the perpetrators are? Will he save the dance in time? Will he wear a diaper on a stakeout?  

This first in a planned series of twelve will have you ROFLing like you never have before.  

The funny and fast-paced nature of this series is meant for middle grade and early young adult readers.

My Review:

Middle School Mayhem is a series of books
That are so much fun, near teens and older, please take a look!
They’re filled with humour and life drama
As Austin Davenport tries confusing his karma!

Austin’s brother is eleven months older
He’s fitter, sportier and so much bolder.
They’re in the same grade with other folks
But he’s Austin’s nemesis, with his taunts and jokes.

In ‘Down With The Dance’ they start middle school
And his brother keeps making Austin appear like a fool.
But Sophie still seems to like Austin, can this be right?
Maybe they’ll find out during Halloween Dance night!

With a Head teacher who seems to enjoy adding a new rule
To punish Austin whatever he's doing, it's really not cool.
There are friends to help him thwart this demonic head
Can they work together to bring him down, instead?

If you enjoy toilet humour and glimpses of school life,
Of days where everything causes trouble and strife,
With friends to depend on and some adults, too,
In a humorous story - then this book is for you!

For my copy of this book I give thanks to the author and publisher, too,
I chose to read it and this is my honest review.

Purchase Links:

UK – https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1950826015 

US – https://www.amazon.com/dp/1950826015 

Author Bio – 

Besides writing fun, snarky humor and the occasionally-frequent fart joke, I love spending time with my family, coaching my kids’ various sports, and successfully turning seemingly unsandwichable things into spectacular sandwiches, while also claiming that I never eat carbs. I assure you, it’s not easy to do. I know what you’re thinking: this guy sounds complex, a little bit mysterious, and maybe even dashingly handsome, if you haven’t been to the optometrist in a while. And you might be right.

My goal with my writing is to engage young readers with fun and adventure. With so many competing forms of entertainment available to our kids (and so many of them mindless), I really try to provide a reading experience like no other.

I value the importance of combining fun with learning and life values. My stories are humorous and adventurous with strong characters and solid life lessons with some potty humor sprinkled in. You gotta give the kids what they want…Hey, it’s better to read fart jokes than to play video games, right?

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